Either you want the Navy to Destroy Olympic National Park, or you Love Adolph Hitler

That seems to be the general drift of a dimwitted letter in today’s (Sunday 7/12/15) PDN.  Here goes nothing:

“I’m concerned and disappointed that some Peninsula residents oppose the Navy’s electronic warfare training range.  [Planet Earth calling:  The Navy already has and is using an electronic warfare training range in southern Idaho.  Ed.]

I personally know the importance of this training.  [see above]

…I see two kinds of Peninsula residents opposing the electronic warfare range.  First, there are the technological novices who are clueless about the realities of the ‘electromagnetic wave.’

They’re unaware that we receive significantly higher electromagnetic wave exposure from the sun on a daily basis than we do from electronic warfare jammers throughout most lifetimes.  Simply, they’re misled about electromagnetism.

The knowing scoundrel — who seeks a stage upon which to falsely preen his radical feathers so as to rise up and cement his ‘knowledge’ to a naïve audience [as your tenth grade English would ask:  how many metaphors are contained in the preceding sentence] — is the second kind of individual.  It’s not too unlike how Hitler led the German masses astray — i.e., find a villain (electronic magnetism), repeatedly incite fear of it and, as he puts it down, rise up in the eyes of the naïve.

This latter individual not only basks in his selfish greed but cloaks himself in treasonous behavior.  His lies deserve debunking.”

[sigh]

NOTE:  I omitted the paragraph where the writer claims he “flew 209 combat missions in SEA as an electronic warfare officer.”  I’m not accusing this person of lying, but I simply can’t picture somebody this ignorant — and with such pitiful command of logical thought processes — actually piloting a plane.