Fireworks Banned
The Port Angeles City Council has voted 4 to 3 to ban personal fireworks within the Port Angeles city limits. The new law will not take effect until 2016, so the "Freedom!" crowd still has one more year to ejaculate blow 'em up real good on America's birthday as God intended.
posted by Tom Harper at 1:02 AM
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The other week on this blog I issued a Fatwa against fireworks. The city councils actions prove that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and that the Shari'ah is just and works for the Ummah.
Allah, once again, showers his followers with blessings!
Good, you can watch them on a screen now, or jump off a bridge because someone took away your right to disturb others.
Yeah, the people who wanted to keep blowing 'em off were mostly people who make money off of selling them. Big surprise there.
Their cynical argument was that a ban can't be enforced. You know, why pass laws, because we can't get people to pay attention to the will of society?
Why have traffic speeding laws? You only catch the relative few. Why have laws against murder? Someone intent on committing murder isn't going to care about a law?
The best comment of the evening came from a woman who said " If you ban fireworks, then the police don't have to be able to tell the difference between which types are legal, which ones are not. They are ALL illegal. Easy".
@Anon 4:28 AM
Yeah, last week you took the opportunity to use this blog to show the world what an idiot you are.
And today, you once again cannot pass up an opportunity to show us all how stupid you are.
Racism isn't funny. Ever.
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