New Hope for Empty Gottschalks Building
K.O. Erickson Trust, which owns the former Gottschalks building in downtown Port Angeles, formed a planning group last January. This group includes Jerry Nichols, co-owner of Coldwell Banker Uptown Realty; Roy and Mary Gotham; Kaj Ahlburg; Bill Herman, and Ted Simpson.
The group is hoping to open a locally-controlled department-store type of anchor store in this location next summer. First they're looking for a general manager. Jerry Nichols said:
"We're trying to fill it locally. If there are people out here that have this kind of experience [selecting products and overseeing buying], if there's anybody locally who looks capable of doing the job, we'd prefer to go there rather than go to a headhunter."
This store would sell brand name clothing, shoes and cosmetics. Nichols said:
"The store would not be associated with a chain store but it would be able to stand on its own."
The group is hoping to open a locally-controlled department-store type of anchor store in this location next summer. First they're looking for a general manager. Jerry Nichols said:
"We're trying to fill it locally. If there are people out here that have this kind of experience [selecting products and overseeing buying], if there's anybody locally who looks capable of doing the job, we'd prefer to go there rather than go to a headhunter."
This store would sell brand name clothing, shoes and cosmetics. Nichols said:
"The store would not be associated with a chain store but it would be able to stand on its own."
posted by Tom Harper at 6:22 PM
78 Comments:
I have an idea: take out the street level floor, fill it with water and hold the sprint boat races there.
Hey Kaj, maybe we can move the library you love SO much into this big empty space?
Seal up the windows and doors and use it instead of the Rayonier tank for CSO's.
They may do okay, I don't know, but it's not likely I'll ever shop there.
The economy here may support it but the cabinet shop and quarry store just closed for lack of business.
Still, while I hear a lot of complaints about the economy I don't notice any reduction in traffic so all those monkeys must be running around doing something.
Hey Kaj, maybe we can move the library you love SO much into this big empty space?
Hey, the library is just fine where it is. It's a good building that isn't that old and there's plenty of parking.
While some may not have any use for a library many do, and the free WiFi is cool.
I wish them luck. I'm not optimistic that they can pull it off in today's economy, but... I wish them luck.
I'm assuming this is a year or so out, so the market might improve by then.
It'd be nice to have a place to buy men's clothes in Port Angeles that a) isn't work clothes, b) doesn't fall apart in a few months or c) is actually affordable. I'll still shop at store a) if I want something tough, but selection is pretty limited there.
Are you sure you didn't mean "No Hope"?
Are you sure you didn't mean "No Hope"?
Describe hope.
"Are you sure you didn't mean "No Hope"?"
Hope? Somebody said "Hope"??
Not in Port Angeles. Not seriously. Anybody that knows anything knows there is NO hope in/for Port Angeles. Many years of experience document clearly, and without ANY doubt: There is NO hope in Port Angeles.
You silly newbies wake up, and see the tried and true reality.
Kaj Ahlburg is part of the core planning group for the former Gottschalks building?? Oh, great! We will be able to watch as he applies his wonderous abilities and great wisdom he dispenses in his PDN diatribes, in actual aplication.
No need to wonder if his views have any merit. Here he is, in a position to make it all happen. To transform a needing community for the better.
If not now, when?
If not Kaj, who?
Well, the same could be said for that Great Progressive Hope, Max "The Messiah" Mania (aka "The Watcher" on this blog). What has he done?
Oh, yes. Someone pointed out that he reads every bit of his inofrmation packets and asks questions if need be. Oh, okay. Got it.
Are you saying that the Gottschalks store may become...the Kaj Mahal?
Right on! Because we need more city council members who don't read their "inofrmation" packets and never, ever ask questions. We need more leaders who shut up, sit down, and do what staff tells them to. Yessir!
I think it would be an excellent location for a mosque. A rallying point for the Tea party crowd so we'd always know where to find them when the need for intelligent discussion arises.
The Mania Zombies are loose again!
So touchy and thin-skinned about their "Dear Leader"!
"So touchy and thin-skinned about their "Dear Leader"!"
Did someone say "skin"??
Why all the Ahlburg hate? Aside, I mean, that you haters are just gonna hate.
Perhaps the Kaj haters oughta look in the mirror.
We are fortunate to have someone like him in our community.
Indeed, Anonymous 8:32, we are fortunate to have some involved with our community who has real world experience and can use that experience to solve numerous the problems our town faces.
The Haters seem to hate Mr. Ahlburg because their favored person is an unemployed but "trained baker." But that's part of the Haters Liberal bias and stereotyping: clearly anyone who is a lawyer and worked on Wall Street must be Satan incarnate!
In these times of economic distress, who has the ability to offer practical advice and level headed solutions? The unemployed "trained baker" and/or "writer" ... or the person who has worked in legal and financial instutions?
Given the choices, the answer is crystal clear.
Kaj Ahlburg = carpetbagger
Kaj Ahlburg...Happily wasting taxpayers money through his position as a Harbor-Works board member...While writing columns for our local rag saying we shouldn't be wasting tax money on our local library. Harbor-Works serves (and pleases) practically no one; our library serves (and pleases) a majority of our community. So, some of the "hate" is a hatred of hypocrisy.
Well, Hater 7:36 Max "Mania" is a carpetbagger, too. Oh, but that's okay because he lived in San Francisco and Ashland, Liberal Utopias.
As for Hater 7:42, you clearly didn't read Mr. Ahlburg's editorial very well. He said that given the economic issues the average person faces, funding the NOLA with taxpayer money just doesn't make sense. Further, he said that he would contribute money towards the NOLA if the levy failed.
Now you Liberals are pretty big on spending other people's money, but not your own. Why don't some of you Libs put your money where your mouths are and join Mr. Ahlburg is privately contributing to the NOLA?
Please don't blame Mr. Ahlburg because Rayonier doesn't want to clean up their own mess.
Yes, haters are gonna hate because that's all they've got!
Right on! So, if the library levy fails, Kaj Ahlburg will step up and donate $20 of his own money! Great! Problem solved! And without foolishly spending tax money on things like books that people like school kids might use. (After all, those damned kids DON'T EVEN HAVE JOBS! I guess they're all typical, lazy liberals.) Once again, private market solutions top tax-and-educate liberal ideas every time!!!
Carpetbagger Kaj is worried about the economic issues the average person faces?
Who'd a thunk it?
Ha, ha! You tax and spender Haters just don't get it, do you?
Talk about hypocrisy. Carpetbagger "Mania" is good because he's well, a liberal tax and spender ... oh, and an unemployed "trained baker", too. He has lots of time to read his information packets, ask questions and bake some chocolate chip cookies on the side.
But Carpetbagger "Mania" is "honest" and has "integrity", even if he did post gossip and trash talk on this blog as "The Watcher". Nevermind the fact that he's in the pocket of Norma Turner, Darlene Schanfeld and the other enviro-crazies.
Mr. Ahlburg has held positions of responsibility (i.e. he's had a job) and, yes, he's moved here from outside the area. Oh, the Free Market Satan is among us! Run and hide!
So I'm guessing both you Haters were born and raised here in Port Angeles, right? Uh huh. Berkely, San Francisco or the Tax-and-Spend Paradise of the east coast is probably where you're from.
Why are you so touchy about your "Dear Leader", Comrade "Mania"? Perhaps you realize what a deeply flawed council member he is and perhaps, too, you realize that the Liberal contingent on the Council, Comrades Kidd and Di Giulio are gonna be gone after the elections in '11?
Yes, troll, it is ALL about Max Mania, isn't it? Pollution? Unemployment? "MAX MANIA!" Faked moon landing? Lost continent of Atlantis? "MAX MANIA!" There are NO OTHER ISSUES in Port Angeles besides Max Mania.
I'll tell you what, troll...If you're so sure of yourself, and the righteousness of your position, why don't you go to a City Council meeting and confront the man? If you can't muster the guts to do that, how about a letter to the editor?
You're so obsessed, so pathetic, and so clueless. Do you really not realize how sad and desperate your repeated, obsessive and one-note messages are? If you're trying to sway hearts and minds, I doubt it's working. You're just making yourself look like a fool.
(To save you some time, I'll handle your response for you: "My, my! Aren't the Mania Zombies thin-skinned about their "Dear Leader?")
Not that you're predictable or anything.
I don't use the library...let the liberals spend their own money to keep it afloat.
I'm tired of the majority who don't use the library paying for the very few who do.
Institute a membership fee!
Vote NO on the library levy!!! Spend your own damn money liberals, get your hands out my pocket...ya bunch of socialist thieves!
The Stupid, Mindless Troll said:
"Please don't blame Mr. Ahlburg because Rayonier doesn't want to clean up their own mess."
If this person was even REMOTELY credible, they would have read the recent letter FROM Rayonier, where they expressed their dismay at being mis-represented by HarborWorks (where Kaj is a Board Member)about their on-going committment to clean up their mess at the former mill site.
They were not asking for outside financial assistance in that letter, OR for a pass on their responsibilities to finish the clean up.
Read the letters (from Rayonier AND the response from HarborWorks the following day), and get your facts straight.
(I know this can be difficult when the PDN parrots the City/HarborWorks party line which repeatedly misrepresents what the Dept. of Ecology and others actually say.)
And for the Mania troll, you just continue to prove you are SUCH a loser. I'm sure you are far too blind to see or understand, but it is the actions of politicos people care about, not unfounded idiotic posts by a clear idiot!
Sandi Said:
" I don't use the library...let the liberals spend their own money to keep it afloat. "
Yeah! And, I don't use the Police Dept, Sheriff's Dept, or Fire Dept. either. Can't think of the last time, in many years, I called on any of them. I shouldn't have to pay for any of those guys, either.
How far down this "path" do we really want to go? I haven't used child care, kindergarten, schools, the community development dept, city council, county commissioners,state representatives... that list gets pretty long.
Do we expect to have a decent quality of life, if everything is "pay as you go"? Are you going to advise your children to apply for the jobs of these "standby" public servants? People who don't get paid until someone wants the services they offer? How does that work? Is that a kind of job you would be interested in?
Yeah, I thought so.
I suggest we let Norma Turner, Darlene Schanfeld and their cadre of goosestepping enviro-crazies negotiate with Rayonier ... and see if they can't get any further.
By golly, Rayonier would be shaking in their corporate boots at the thought of meeting with the enviro-zombies!
Haters, who loves ya?
The problem with this being a New Hope for Empty Gottschalks Building is we know what's going to happen next. It's all fun and games until someone gets encased in Carbonite and shipped off to Jabba the Hutt!
What? I'm a nerd, you expect me to let that one pass?
Norma Turner managed to stop an oil company lo these many years ago. So, yes, maybe she would be a good choice to use as a negotiator.
Not that this has anything to do with the Gottschalks building.
Right, Dick?
When Liberals can't provide answers they simply change the rules to suit themselves. Um, you might want to note that Tom says we can discuss anything within the threads, on topic or off.
So, who loves ya?
I picked door number one and when it opened it turned out I'd won a goat. I already have a goat.
This is SO funny!
That Stupid Mindless Troll continues with it's stupid, mindless drivel. Now it is saying:
"I suggest we let Norma Turner, Darlene Schanfeld and their cadre of goosestepping enviro-crazies negotiate with Rayonier ... and see if they can't get any further."
Whatta turd!
If that fool ever bothered to look into these issues, it would know that Rayonier is not asking for, nor needing any "negotiations". It has already spent $25 million on the clean-up, and has repeatedly stated publicly it's commitment to that effort.
And, if the Stupid Mindless Troll ever bothered to be involved in it's community, instead of sniping with insults, it would know that "litigation", and the threat of litigation drives much of the clean up processes. No sane party wants to give the site its' stamp of approval, until LOTS of studies are done.
Except for the Moron Club of Clallam County, that is all hot to have "government" get involved in a private property. I thought the "conservatives" didn't like government interfering in "individual property rights"? Rayonier is privately owned.
The Moron Club of Clallam County is being lead by the nose by a small cadre of real estate cronies, and somehow think that the State should cough up more millions so that Rayonier will GIVE their 75 acre waterfront site to the "public development authority". Guess who thinks they will be doing the "developing"?
What a bunch of hypocrites.
"Whatta turd!"
Now, now. Where's your manners, let alone your "tolerance"?
Let's keep it classy, shall we? I'm certainly not lowering myself to your level!
"Now, now. Where's your manners, let alone your "tolerance"?
Let's keep it classy, shall we? I'm certainly not lowering myself to your level!"
Oh! NOW you're trying for "classy"?
Grow up, and be responsive/responsible for the crap you've spewed onto this blog.
Read the Rayonier letters, and the HarborWorks'/Kaj responses. Tell us how you "conservatives" scream about infringement on "individual private property rights" at every opportunity, except when it comes to that "plum", the 75 acres of waterfront property Rayonier owns. Tell us how you support "negotiations" so that this private property owner will be forced to GIVE AWAY it's 75 acres!
(Remember, I'm no fan of Rayonier, or of the situation it finds itself in. Nor am I a fan of the knee-jerk crap Port Angeles is trying to pull, either)
Stupid Mindless Troll, you continue to demonstrate you're an idiot. Don't NOW try to hide behind the niceties of polite-ness after all the unfounded accusations and insults you've posted here.
Obviously, you ARE a turd!
Prove otherwise.
Me: "I'm certainly not lowering myself to your level!"
You: "Obviously, you ARE a turd!"
Um, you did read that part about not lowering myself to your level, Hater, didn't you? I reposted it in case your rage blinded you momentarily.
Thanks!
What unfounded accusations have I posted here? You mean that "Mania" used to post scuttlebut and trash talk under the alias "The Watcher"? That's hardly "unfounded", that's been proven!
As for insults, you Haters have gleefully hoisted Edna Petersen, Karen Rogers and Larry Williams up for online castigating
and now you're trying to do the same to Mr. Ahlburg. Insults? perhaps you should think twice about that statement.
I mean, really. You "Mania" Zombies are so touchy! If he's going to be a public figure, the Messiah of Port Angeles better get used to a little ribbing. Especially with the name he's chosen. "Mania"? Who changes their name to "Mania" and expects to get taken remotely seriously? (Aside from you Cultists, that is)
Oh yes, someone said I should attend City Council meetings. What makes you think I haven't? I know, had I but seen the Messiah in action I would have experienced a conversion like Saul on the road to Damascus (that's a Biblical reference which you atheist Liberals won't recognize) and then I, too, could join the Cult of the Messiah "Mania" who has come to save us from ourselves! I grant you that it could be a real "Come to Mania" moment, but I'll pass, thanks!
"Now, now. Where's your manners, let alone your "tolerance"?
Let's keep it classy, shall we? I'm certainly not lowering myself to your level!"
Yes, because calling Turner et al "Envirozombies" and painting broad generalizations about liberals is "classy".
Though, maybe that post was an attempt at being facetious.
"...that's been proven!"
Uh, not that I mean to rain on your parade, but, you haven't proven anything, Dick. Sure, you've got a theory, and sure you've offered some "evidence." But "proven!" - with an exclamation point? I don't think so. Just because you use a lot of !!! doesn't mean you're correct.
God, no wonder the local Republicants can't get elected.
"Whe changes their name to "Mania" and expects to get taken remotely seriously?"
Obviously a majority of Port Angeles voters took him seriously. Isn't that what continues to upset you? Or is it the fact that a lot of people are pleased with his work on the council? Go back to playing with your corncobs, Andrew.
""Mania" used to post scuttlebut and trash talk under the alias "The Watcher"? That's hardly "unfounded", that's been proven!
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Source?
The Stupid Mindless Troll, also now known as "The Turd" said in part:
"What unfounded accusations have I posted here? You mean that "Mania" used to post scuttlebut and trash talk under the alias "The Watcher"? That's hardly "unfounded", that's been proven!"
Really? This pathetic troll THINKS it has proved something with it's STILL unfounded accusations, but no "proof" exists. If it thinks it has real evidence, it should go to the city council meetings, and lay out it's case.
And, this pathetic creature, striving for attention, continues to rant on about "Mania", as if nothing else going on in the community, or the world, is more important. If I were to use the logic this Turd has used to make it's own accusations, and think about what single person was most affected by the "Mania" victory, it would be Edna Peterson. Who else even remotely cares?
Again, Whatta Turd. This poor person has a one track line that no one is interested in supporting. To the contrary, as was pointed out by Anon 4:38, the majority of Port Angeles voters thought Mania was a better option.
Maybe this Stupid Mindless Troll wants to talk about the American principles of Democracy, and respecting the voters' choices?
I'm not holding my breath.
Errr, Max only won by 40 votes. I know it's a winner take all system but 40 votes do not, in my opinion, make a landslide nor a mandate. I'm just saying, you know, so don't pile on me, okay?
And ... they say there's no smoke without fire and after that Ethical person brought up the Max/Watcher idea the Watcher got awfully quiet. I mean like no inside dope posts, you know?
Again, don't pile on me, but I think kind of weird, you know? All I'm saying is it could be.
I'm still here. I just prefer not to become the focus of every topic here. Not that the troll doesn't manage to invoke the whole "Mania=Watcher" all the time, but still, I'm trying to be respectful of Tom's efforts at providing a community forum.
For what it's worth...
Why aren't you posting your usual spew of insider gossip and character assassination, Max aka Watcher?
Or would you prefer being asked about this during a city council meeting, where you'd have to lie in public?
"Why aren't you posting your usual spew of insider gossip and character assassination, Max aka Watcher?"
There are about 20,000 people in Port Angeles who have to go to work, feed their families, get ready for school, and all the other every-day-realities real people have to deal with.
But here we have some poor excuse for a human who thinks the only thing important enough to worry about is the possibility that one of 7 city council members is posting on a blog. Big wow.
Hey! If you really think you have something of substance, go to the city attorney, the district attorney, the Attorney General, the Auditor General.. or ANYBODY you think actually gives a shit.
Because I think virtually all of us here are so dead tired of hearing your endless whinings and baseless accusations.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
There are about 20,000 people in Port Angeles who have to go to work, feed their families, get ready for school, and all the other every-day-realities real people have to deal with.
Sounds like the shoes on the other foot. It's okay to post endless whinings and baseless accusations toward Ex-Mayor Rogers and councilman Williams. But not Max the Savior Mania
"Sounds like the shoes on the other foot. It's okay to post endless whinings and baseless accusations toward Ex-Mayor Rogers and councilman Williams. But not Max the Savior Mania"
Asshole! The only person posting about Mania is you!
Just do us all a favour, and go away! Clearly, no one else but you cares about any of the crap you post about.
Tom.. At what point can we see that there are individuals who are not contributing to a lively discussion about issues affecting the area, but instead have a spam-like agenda to pollute this forum?
It seems to me that this person has no interest in doing anything but using every opportunity to simply rag on "Mania". In reading the threads, folks have tried to engaged this poster, challenging their assertions, but all this person does is revert to negative pot shots about "Mania".
This is not productive or an interesting conversation.
Just an observation.
"Sounds like the shoes on the other foot. It's okay to post endless whinings and baseless accusations toward Ex-Mayor Rogers and councilman Williams. But not "Max the Savior Mania"
Asshole! The only person posting about Mania is you!
Ha, somebody hit a soft spot. Boy oh boy, you guys can dish it out but can't take it. This is the funniest thread I've seen yet.
And your response is to curse and cry to the blog master.
Hilarious.
You have lost all credibility here. Move along little person, or grow up.
""Mania" used to post scuttlebut and trash talk under the alias "The Watcher"? That's hardly "unfounded", that's been proven!"
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Source?
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not giving credible source
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FAIL!
This is hilarious! Yeah, you can dish it out to Edna, Larry, Karen and a few others ... but you certainly can't take it!
Hasn't the Messiah of Port Angeles come to save us all from ourselves? Oh, we didn't know, Max! We were blind to out own shocking ignorance! Hosanna, Hosanna O Ascended Master ... we are not worthy of you!
I'd say someone certainly cares and someone is certainly worried!
Max, thank you! Your letter to Ecology finally lets them know who's boss in this burg! There's no need for that lickspittle carpetbagging city manager we have ... or the rest of those morons on the council!
We have you, Dear Leader, wonderful you!
I haven't noticed any baseless accusations posted here about former council members Rogers and Williams. There may have been unflattering or critical statements posted about them on this blog, but the postings were based on the truth and well founded, from what I've observed.
Rogers and Williams and the former city manager left a number of bad governance time bombs for the current and future councils to have to try to address. I think the majority of local citizens are relieved to have them out of office.
I haven't noticed any baseless accusations posted here about former council members Rogers and Williams. There may have been unflattering or
Like i said, baseless accusations, what time bombs? u have no facts, just baseless accusations.......
Hey creidtable source! I suggest you read the thread with the Ethical Challenger's expose on who the Watcher was. Now. Max/Watcher says he's not posting because he's afraid of "trolls". I think he's more afraid of the City Manager!
"Max/Watcher says he's not posting because he's afraid of "trolls"."
Please cite where this was said.
You have nothing, and are just a pathetic fool wasting space. Please continue your rantings. We need the entertainment.
"Max/Watcher says he's not posting because he's afraid of "trolls". I think he's more afraid of the City Manager!"
The person who posted this statement has things backwards. Council members should never be "afraid" of the City Manager. He works at the pleasure of the Council, not vice versa. Myers seems to understand this far better than his predecessor.
Some of the anonymous people who post here appear to be remembering a different era when hired staff ruled the elected officials with intimidation and an iron hand. This is beginning to change --- thanks to council members like Max.
Representative Government. What a concept!
"Representative Government."
That guy don't represent me!
To the person that keeps posting about "Max/Watcher". Where are you? I have a few questions I hope you can sleuth out, and answer for me.
Do you have anything to support the rumors that Max arrived here on a space ship? Please look into that, as I think people in Port Angeles are really interested in this.
Also, I heard that he sucks the blood from babies to stay alive! Maybe the Twilight movies are some kind of warning? Maybe the author of those books was trying to warn us about Max Mania, don't you think?
Please look into these things for us. We will wait anxiously for the results of your investigations.
It looks to me as if Don Perry sat next to Larry Williams too long on the city council dais; he's sure been infected with the same kind of venom. Or maybe Don has simply morphed into a robotic mouthpiece for the Karen & Larry duo?
Stop the attacks on Max, Don and others. This is bordering on pathology.
Max Mania caused my grandmother's gout! And the drought! To him I say: out!
This just in! City Council to pay nearly 1 million for the sewer overflow tank, even without Rayonier's opinion on the matter. Max Mania is the sole "nay" vote. Damn him! Why can't he stop with the independent thought, stop asking all these questions and go on a spending spree with taxpayer money like a good City Council cog? Someone impeach that guy now!
Poor Max! Don't worry. We'll name the tank "Mania's Overflow Recepticle" or "The Watcher's Bullsh*t Tank"
"Poor Max! Don't worry. We'll name the tank "Mania's Overflow Recepticle" or "The Watcher's Bullsh*t Tank"
3:12 PM, August 18, 2010"
LOL! Pretty funny. The only councilmember to question the obvious stupidity of the whole issue is now to be named as an icon of all the other councilmembers' stupid votes? Please explain how that makes ANY sense to anyone.
To the person who keeps posting about "Max/The Watcher"; We are still waiting with bated breath to hear of your great sleuthing skills, and to find out the real truth about Max really being an alien vampire that the author of those Twilight books tried to warn Port Angeles about. This is really important! We don't care about anything else, in the whole wide world. We just want to hear from YOU, about MAX.
Please don't make us wait any longer. Post now, and post frequently. Post your Twitter page, and Facebook page, so we can follow your moment-by-moment work to uncover and expose this alien vampire for all to see.
Your fan, Edward
Dude, Edward is a tweeker!
To that person posting about Max/The Watcher. Where are you? Are you okay? I'm getting a bit concerned. It has been a few days since you have revealed your latest findings about Max. Did he find you, and bite you in the neck? I hope not.
If you're still okay, and have not been turned into one of Max's vampire minions, you might have had time to read about the latest happenings in the community. Do you think Max was behind the Banana Man, and his rampage in Port Angeles? Do you think Banana Man is also an alien, who came to Port Angeles with Max? I hope you have time to investigate this, too.
Please let us know what you find out about this.
Your fan,
Edward.
Twilight is so lame. Is this the best you can do? Like the person before your last lame post said, "Edward is a tweeker."
Personally, I think that "Mania", his acolytes and followers are more like leeches than vampires. Have you had your picture taken in front of Bella Italia yet?
You know what I'm going to say next, don't you?
MANIA ZOMBIES on the loose!
To the person posting about Max Mania. I am so glad to see that you are okay. I was worried. These are dangerous times, as you have shown us all.
Have you had any time to look into whether Max is really an alien vampire? You have shown us that no other things matter in the whole wide world. That only Max Mania is what we all should be spending our time worrying about. I hope that you don't stop your excellent sleuthing, now! Your facts and sources are beyond question.
So, we continue to wait with bated breath. I won't read any newspapers, listen to radio, or TV news shows, because you have shown me ONLY Max matters.
Your fan,
Edward
Go get your picture taken in front of Bella Italia.
As for your "satire" ... well, I'm crushed to the core by your scathing wit and venomous repartee. Surely the Algonquin Roundtable missed not having you as a member!
That's three strikes ... you're out!
To the person posting about Max Mania, Are you okay? I haven't read anything about whether Max is indeed an alien, yet. Did you get bitten, after all?
We all want to know. You have shown us that nothing is more important than your daily reports about Max Mania, and so we need to know if he is indeed an alien vampire.
I will continue to scan the web. Twitter. Facebook. Youtube. Anywhere I can think of. You must be out there, somewhere, providing the world with your valuable insights.
Don't worry. I'll find you.
Your fan,
Edward
Mo' chedda make it betta, yo!
"I'm crushed to the core by your scathing wit and venomous repartee. Surely the Algonquin Roundtable missed not having you as a member!"
Ooooh. Big words and everything! That is SOO HOT. It makes me all moist and steamy.
More, please. More.
You must be a really BIG man to handle such big words. Oooohhh.
lolz!!!!
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