Sunday, January 06, 2013

Community Emergency Response Team training Now Available

 The Clallam County Sheriff's Department will be offering Community Emergency Response Team (CERT) training.  This is a free 20-hour instruction program covering search and rescue, fire suppression, terrorism awareness, disaster preparedness, disaster medical operations and disaster psychology.

The training will be held on three Saturdays:   January 26th, February 2nd and February 9th.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and coming soon (yesterday) how to tell who has smoked pot in the last 30 days and help us get those MOTHERFUCKERS off the road!

Silver lining....LOTS of cheap cars on craigslist! FINALLY! :) Good luck, however, removing all the Fritos (tm) from between the seats. In this climate, very difficult. Don't even get me started about the Capn' Crunch (tm)!

Silver lining #2...with many potsmokers too paranoid to drive, makes the alcoholics and those with mechanical/safety violations, etc. on the road stick out!

A study was released recently that proved that the safest drivers were potsmokers with expired tabs....TOO FUNNY.

We are all doomed.

6:41 PM, January 06, 2013  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Max mania is a putz

8:18 PM, January 06, 2013  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.forksforum.com/news/article.exm/2013-01-02_burglars_rob_prince_of_peace_church__offices

Good thing the cops recently informed us there were only five residential burglaries in Clallam in the last year or I'd believe this article!

10:03 PM, January 06, 2013  
Blogger BBC said...

I didn't know Forks had a forum, well, I guess those twilight twinkies want to reach out to the rest of the world.

Been years since I've taken any training like that but I think I'll pass, I don't think many of us are worth saving.

Just put me on a pile of driftwood and do happy naked pagan dancing while I'm frying. And bring your own damn pot and beer.

3:43 AM, January 07, 2013  
Blogger BBC said...

Geez, can't a man die in peace without some asshole trying to save him?

3:47 AM, January 07, 2013  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which one of you Alinskyites wrote that poem "The Cone of Silence"? Whoever you are, don't quit your day job (assuming you have a job).

10:09 AM, January 08, 2013  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Which one of you Alinskyites.."

Yawn...

Yeah, which one of you Birchers..

When you get finished looking for the Reds under your own bed, I'm sure there are many others in the ward for you to check.

Soon enough, you'll die off, and we won't have to listen to this drivel.

If you bothered to get your head out of the JB books long enough to see the world the way it is today (not 65 years ago), you would see a vibrant world of ever changing ideas, advancements and evolution.

Oh, sorry. There is one of those problem concepts for you: evolution.

10:58 AM, January 08, 2013  
Blogger BBC said...

Evolution is a crap shoot and doesn't always get desired results.

11:30 AM, January 08, 2013  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be the "author" of that drivel!

11:42 AM, January 08, 2013  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG - Headline News - A patriot (peanut farmer hater) in Sequim learns how to use Google.

1:54 AM, January 09, 2013  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Billy sez:" Evolution is a crap shoot and doesn't always get desired results."

No kidding. We see that here, quite frequently. Port Angeles seems to be an evolutionary black hole!

9:43 AM, January 09, 2013  
Blogger BBC said...

Tom, the comment I just saw on Demurs blog, left by you, I assume, has spam in it, since when did you start posting spam?

2:32 PM, January 09, 2013  

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